AISubs v3.7
- I don't know. - Hey!
- Huh? - It's been a month since I dyed my hair blonde.
I want to cut my hair!
- Today's plan is... - Yeah?
I'm going to go to a hair salon or a barber shop, and see how many hairs I can get bald.
- Oh! - I'm going to check it out.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You sure you don't want to get bald?
- I don't have any resistance against hair. - You guys are strong.
So you're not going to go to a hair salon and ask them to make you bald, right?
I'm going to ask them to cut it for me.
- That's what we're going to do. - I see.
- Yeah. - So if a hairdresser or a barber says "leave it to me,"
I think they'll do it for you.
- Yeah, I think they'll do it for me. - If you say "leave it to me" and get bald, they'll get mad.
- Your "leave it to me" is too simple for me.
I have to make it shorter than it is now.
If I do it over and over again, one day I'll have no choice but to do it.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
If you say "leave it to me" and get a centimeter of hair, you're done for.
- Okay, let's go. - Let's go.
Let's barber.
The park we're at now is the park where I gave up my virginity.
- What are you doing? - I'm going to sleep.
- I'm going to sleep.
I'm going to sleep in the bathroom.
I'm going to sleep in the middle.
Stop it.
- You're doing something you shouldn't be doing. - I'm going to sleep.
- So we found a good hairdresser or something like that. - Yeah.
- Let's go in. - Let's go in.
There's a little bit of water here.
When I was in elementary school, I used to do things like this as a school violation.
- It was a hobby of mine. - What are you doing?
- I'd go like this and... - Stop it!
- I'd go back and walk like this. - You're crazy.
- While you were saying that, we arrived. - While you were saying that, we arrived.
- This is the hairdresser we just ran into. - This is the hairdresser.
- We're in the middle of business right now, so we're going to get permission to film. - We're going.
Bunking mail.
Huh?
Apparently, since my grandpa died, I haven't been cutting men's hair.
What do you mean?
My grandpa's bald grandpa.
I see.
What are you talking about?
What a shock.
Let's go to the next one.
Shocking fact.
On Tuesdays, hospitals are usually closed.
It's not good to go halfway.
Today, I'm going to cut this one hair and connect it to the next one.
This is where we're going.
Ta-dah!
Flage!
It's a famous hair salon in Japan.
It's a super famous hair salon.
I've been there before.
When I was in middle school, I didn't have any orders.
I said, "I'd like you to cut my hair short, but please leave me a part of my hair."
Then my hair was cut short.
That's the only part you cut short.
This is "before".
Yes.
This is the last one.
Let's go.
Shocking fact.
Now, I'm done cutting my hair.
I'm here now.
We haven't met yet.
Let's go.
Ready, go!
Ta-dah!
It's good.
It's normal now.
It's good.
You've got a nice short hair now.
I look like an animal.
So far, it's good.
If you ask me, "What should we do?" and I say, "Leave it to me,"
it'll be like this.
Let's cut it a little more later.
Let's cut it a little more.
It's been two days since we started our investigation.
This is the hair salon speed.
It's really cheap here.
It's 1,500 yen.
And it's the speed we want the most now.
Let's go.
I said, "Leave it to me,"
but people over there asked me a lot of questions,
so I said, "Yes,"
and they cut my hair like this.
The back is amazing.
Wow.
You cut it like this.
It's like you're determined to cut it.
I see.
Okay, let's go to Tsukibugi.
Let's go.
Our third investigation is here.
This is Cuthouse Nakayama-san.
This is Cuthouse Nakayama-san,
but it says "Hair style favorite" on this sign.
I don't know what it means.
There are a lot of letters on the back.
There are a lot of letters.
Can we go now?
Let's go.
Our third investigation is over and
Mr. Mushi has joined us.
Let's go and check it out.
Thank you for your hard work.
Let's go.
Our third investigation is over and
his hair is like this.
What?
Can you turn around for a second?
What?
Your hair was blonde, wasn't it?
Yes, it was blonde.
This is the only place I can cut my hair.
What should I do?
Let's go.
He has completely changed his hair style.
I see.
Can you cut one more time?
I'm making fun of you, too.
I'm going to cut my hair with this hair.
I'm sure you'll cut your hair a little.
Let's go carefully.
Our last shop is
"Kami Fashion Idol".
"Kami Fashion" is a name...
Stop saying that!
It's a famous Taiwanese massage shop.
"Tatenko" and "Yumemaro" are famous places.
That's right.
That's not serious.
"Millionaire"!
It's serious.
Is it okay for me to leave it to you at the end?
It says "Kami Fashion" on it.
I have absolute trust in you.
As a famous idol, you've been working really hard.
That's right.
Maybe you'll be like Johnny's.
I don't think so.
Did you just say "I wish"?
I'm leaving now.
Let me introduce you.
Here you are.
Ta-dah!
Wow!
I was told that I was only good at sports.
Oh, yes.
I was told by S-man.
I think you are better than me.
Yes, I am better than you.
But I like this hairstyle.
I'm good at fighting and sports.
I was laughing a lot when I saw Tetsuya.
What?
He has an orange hair.
He has a great hairstyle.
Do you like this hairstyle?
Yes, I do.
I was told that I was influenced by you.
No, I don't like this hairstyle.
But you look good in this hairstyle.
Yes, I do.
I like this hairstyle.
This is the fourth time.
Yes, it is the fourth time.
If you leave it up to me, it will be like this.
Yes, it will be like this.
So, let me tell you what I want you to do.
Did you have fun today?
Personally, I had a lot of fun with this hairstyle.
But I'm glad you like it.
I like this hairstyle the best in Brazil.
Yes, I think so, too.
Let's keep this hairstyle for a while.
Do you like this hairstyle?
Yes, I like it.
What will you do if you grow your hair again?
Oh, I'm sorry.